Jesus Take The Wheel!!

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So yeah im pretty much a person who loves art and video games and anime. :D

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

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ajinflames:

sweetlittlesunflower:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:


she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS
OKAY
I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

#FRIENDS I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU#DO NOT TRY TO WALK OR SWIM OUT OF A BLOCK PIT#GET YOURSELF HORIZONTAL#AND THEN ROLL OUT#IT WORKS JUST LIKE TANK TREADS GOING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN#ITS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET SOME TRACTION AND NOT GET SUCKED BACK IN
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS
DONT PANIC
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

Reblogging for Transform and rollout

ajinflames:

sweetlittlesunflower:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:

she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS

OKAY

I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS

DONT PANIC

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

Reblogging for Transform and rollout

(via halosky)

— 2 days ago with 357787 notes
exposingmen:

Warframe
A free-to-play online game about alien ninjas with guns… mostly men. There’s only 1 female alien option to choose, the other three options are obviously men. The game is also about getting to a strange planet and destroy their bases with long-range weapons like guns or just beat the hell out of the other aliens, while if you choose the female alien you can only follow the male aliens to revive them or give health and mana. This is a clear view on how aggressive and destructive men can be, and creates the idea that women are weak creatures only to help men out in their destructive behaviour. The story remains unclear as to why this aliens want to destroy other’s planets. Misogyny is universal and need to be stopped. 

Dude there are like several girls in this game tho. :/

exposingmen:

Warframe

A free-to-play online game about alien ninjas with guns… mostly men. There’s only 1 female alien option to choose, the other three options are obviously men. The game is also about getting to a strange planet and destroy their bases with long-range weapons like guns or just beat the hell out of the other aliens, while if you choose the female alien you can only follow the male aliens to revive them or give health and mana. This is a clear view on how aggressive and destructive men can be, and creates the idea that women are weak creatures only to help men out in their destructive behaviour. The story remains unclear as to why this aliens want to destroy other’s planets. Misogyny is universal and need to be stopped. 

Dude there are like several girls in this game tho. :/

— 6 days ago with 761 notes
Do You Want to Build a Warframe?

This is just a little parody based off of “Do You Want To Build a Snowman?” I came up with enjoy! :D

Loki: Excalibur? [knocks]
Do you wanna build a Warframe?
Come on, let’s go and farm
I never see you anymore
Come out the dojo
Will do those Grineer some harm

We used to be best clan mates
And now we’re not
I wish you would tell me why!

Do you wanna build a Warframe?
It doesn’t have to be a Warframe…

Excalibur: Go away, Loki

Loki: Okay, bye…

Loki: *Knocks*

Do you wanna build a Warframe?
Or chase or kubrows down the halls?
I think some company is overdue
Ordis keeps asking for you
And its driving me up the walls!

Ordis: hang in there operator

It gets a little lonely
All these solo missions
Just watching these pathetic Grineer die…
(Slash, slash, slash)
—————-
Loki: Do you have to go?
Mirage: I’ll be fine its just a simple rescue mission
Loki: Okay be careful…
*Kisse loki on the cheek*
Mirage: Aren’t I always? *Laughs then puts helmet on and leaves*

-Later-

Loki: Where’s Mirage?
-The others look at him sadly-
Mag: s-she * starts crying*
Lotus: Our fellow Tenno Mirage is no longer with us…
*Loki drops to his knees and cries*

(This is supposed to be like the boat scene and stuff lol I tryed)
———————

Loki Prime: *Knocks*
Excalibur, please I know you’re in there
The others are asking where you’ve been
The Lotus says, “Have courage,” and I’m trying to
We’re right out here for you
Just let us in

We only have each other
It’s just you and me
Our numbers are getting small…

Do you wanna build a Warframe? 


-Yeah thats it. Well tell me what ya think ^.^

— 1 week ago with 3 notes
#warframe  #frozen  #parody  #disney  #games  #crossover  #boredom 

hotarucosplay:

i swear this is better than the original

Everyone must watch this now lol

— 1 week ago with 44 notes
"Fan fiction writers are blessings to this world"
all fandom (via onebuttscratcher)
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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

image

(via titancure)

— 1 week ago with 190481 notes

pizza-bagel:

do

a deer

a female TITAN

re

a drop of eren’s blood

mi

kasa

the ackerqueen

fa

away the people run

so

we live a life of dread

la

to the forest we go

ti

now my whole squad is dead

that will bring us

back to

rose

rose

rose

rose

(via kirschtastic)

— 1 week ago with 591 notes